witty5sosurl:

This is reALLY FUCKING ATTRACTIVE AND I DONT KNOW WHY???




wildbelles:

more like this here x




dealanexmachina:

miketysonismahomegurl:

has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold

Thank you, Matilda.










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10 Daily Random Facts

ultrafacts:

NASA have their own special agents who are armed, have arrest authority and can execute search warrants.

Chuck Palahniuk, author of Fight Club, prefers the movie version to his own novel.

Bill Murray doesn’t have an agent, just an 800 number that you call and leave a voicemail pitching your movie.

The name “jaguar” comes from the Native American word “yaguar” meaning “he who kills with one leap.”

Eating an orange is good for your bones.

There’s a college course that teaches you the basics of zombie survival.

Nelson Mandela was a big fan of the Spice Girls.

The number of Nutella jars sold in a year could cover The Great Wall of China 8 times.

When chimpanzee infants die, the mothers will continue to carry and groom the dead bodies until the mothers are able to move on.

Despite being the 5th richest man in the world, Ingvar Kamprad (founder of IKEA) lives in a small home, eats at IKEA and takes the bus.

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literallyabear:

interstellardragon:

dontblinkinthetardis:

Went to McDonald’s so I could experience this piece of shit.

great responsibility comes power with great?
great comes with responsibility power great?

imagine how is touch the spiderman




johnegbort:

uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ pǝddıןɟ ʇoƃ ǝɟıן ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ ןןɐ ʎɹoʇs ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ ʍou




precumming:

SINCE U BEEN GONE !!!!!!!!!!!! (since u been gone) I CAN BREATHE FOR THE FIRST TIME IM SO MOVING ON (ya ya) THANKS TO YOU (thanks to you) NOW I GET (now i get) I GET WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAANT


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